In the most gratuitous display of leisure expressed by the animal kingdom, a local frog sat motionless for 20 hours on a local rock near a pond just "chilling." According to locals on the scene, this particular frog is a self serving layabout and a poor example for children.
"The crown proves it," Says one Sly Peters, a veterinarian and collector of animal paintings. "He does this just about every day. I've seen him!"