National Donut Day
Or Donut Appreciation Day. Please help the donuts. So many donuts die each year in the mouths of plebs. Those helpless, delicious donuts live such a short life. Most of them die in the dark abyss of caffeinated beverages. Some of them get covered in butter and thrown inside an oven. Others get animal meats stuffed inside their sugary maws. Will you help free the donuts? Donate today. Every dollar saves a donut.
I will admit to eating many hundreds of donuts in my lifetime. To them I am a living monster. Perhaps if I help save their donut race my life might be spared when the donutgeddon brings about their lord and savior, King Cruller.
Posted by Ekim Tiki